QOTD: Face Tattoos
Posted on | March 23, 2010 | No Comments
Most of the time, Merlin cracks my shit up. The other part of the time, his antics result in really useful tips. Yet a third part of the time I’m left staring and drooling at my screen.
Nice thing about a face tattoo is never having to wonder whether people think you’re an idiot.
QOTD: Frittata of Doom
Posted on | January 27, 2010 | No Comments
I hate to quote the same source two days in a row, but hey, at least I’m trying to keep the content flowing.
We made a giant frittata from the eggs of endangered tree frogs and force-fed it to P.E.T.A. members at gunpoint.
- Diablo’s son Oliver as Spatula Boy. From Goats.
QOTD: Revenge
Posted on | January 26, 2010 | No Comments
Bah. I guess I wasn’t as committed as I thought.
I will crush his skull beneath the fearsome hooves of the ponies of vengeance.
- Ernesto, Brother to Diablo from Goats
QOTD: Gravity
Posted on | August 13, 2009 | No Comments
Quote of the Day is something we used to do, well, every damn day (mostly). Maybe bi-weekly or every other week. It seemed like a lot. I’m committed to getting it started again.
This had me rolling.
The hills on I-40 coming into California are killing our time. Fucking gravity. If gravity was a person I’d skullfuck his mom & twitpic it.
PhillyD is a funny, funny mofo: http://twitter.com/PhillyD
Nitpicking
Posted on | July 30, 2009 | No Comments
A nit is the egg of a louse. Nits will usually cement themselves to the hairs of the host animal and cannot be removed by conventional methods such as combs and chemicals.
It’s all about the little details.
Nitpicking, through it’s nature as a meticulous and detail oriented task has also come to be associated with other laborious tasks.
Origin of Gotham Nickname for New York City
Posted on | July 23, 2009 | No Comments
In 1807, Washington Irving attached the moniker “Gotham” to New York City in a satire publication called Salmagundi.
Salmagundi, by the way, is defined as a dish of chopped meat, anchovies, eggs, onions, and seasoning. Tasty!
Entertainment Worth Noting
Posted on | November 10, 2008 | No Comments
I was recently reminded of this gem from the archives.
The comments should offer a few chuckles, at the least. Perhaps even a chortle.
Breaking News
Posted on | August 19, 2008 | No Comments
I was able to export all facts, categories, and comments from the WorthlessFacts of yore and import them into WordPress accurately.
Please browse the archives, that is where you will find the facts, yay!
Overdue Review
Posted on | August 18, 2008 | No Comments
I’m just diving ever deeper into the wealth of information and entertainment which is the WorthlessFacts database.
Over 1700 facts, the first of which submitted as early as July of 2002. 29 categories… are they relevant? are they accurate? Nearly 5000 public comments over the years, the first of which entitled, “Bullshit,” and containing this sentence, “No way, that number sounds WAY too high”.
What fact is being called bullshit…?
Title: I Hope Not Mine
Content: 22,000 checks will be deducted from the wrong bank accounts in the next hour.
That does seem like a high number, but it could be true. Your thoughts?
Here are the original comments:
Bullshit
No way, that number sounds WAY too high – Begby
How do you know?
Are you in the banking industry? Have you ever stopped to consider the enormous amount of financial bandwidth piping through the plumbing of the worlds monetary sewers? How many banks in your town? How many in your state? How many in the world? Think on that before you hastily retort. – Factguy
hrrrm
Sheesh begby who put the chogie in your coffee this morning? – sigil
Agree
Geez Begby- who peed in your cornflakes? who rained on your parade? I agree with Sigil and worthless facts guy, begby prob didnt consider the fact that there are 6 billion PLUS people in this world and a lot have bank accounts, so 22,000 out of that number isn’t a lot. Just having a perspective! – RapMastahB
Etc
Ok well da guy made a comment and he was apparently wrong, u ppl dont have 2 shove it in his face that our banking system is crappy, and dont go bitching 2 me that 22,000 is an OK # 2 deal w/. – ZevioPiko
No! Let’s shove it!
Everyone pick on Begby! Begby you are hereby picked. – Factguy
Lol
You guys are funny! – Javi
haha
worthless facts guy, you’re pretty funny. where do you find all of these worthless facts anyways? – RapMastahB
Vaginal Intake Of Marijuana Leads To Cancer
Factguy, if you even are the “moderator” of this site, you cannot be even remotely trusted with the facts you display onto this site. This site cannot be credited with anything, for it has so many grammatical mistakes, factual mistakes, and contradictions, it makes it ridiculous. Next time you would like to become the “Fact King” or whatever, try to research more into depth, and not take peoples’ idiotic words on it. “Chicle” is Spanish for pretty woman. – Dourio
may i point out…
May i point out that the name of this site is worthless facts, not trustworthy facts – purplearcher07
begby, ur a dick – wingmaster19
Stomach Cement
Posted on | June 29, 2008 | No Comments
If you were to swallow styrofoam it would turn into a cement like material when mixed with your stomach acid.