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	<description>Are they worthless?  Are they facts?  You Decide (and then bitch about it in the comments).</description>
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		<title>Entertainment Worth Noting</title>
		<description>I was recently reminded of this gem from the archives.

The comments should offer a few chuckles, at the least.  Perhaps even a chortle. </description>
		<link>http://www.worthlessfacts.com/2008/11/10/entertainment-worth-noting/</link>
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		<title>Breaking News</title>
		<description>I was able to export all facts, categories, and comments from the WorthlessFacts of yore and import them into WordPress accurately.

Please browse the archives, that is where you will find the facts, yay! </description>
		<link>http://www.worthlessfacts.com/2008/08/19/breaking-news/</link>
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		<title>Overdue Review</title>
		<description>I'm just diving ever deeper into the wealth of information and entertainment which is the WorthlessFacts database.

Over 1700 facts, the first of which submitted as early as July of 2002.  29 categories... are they relevant?  are they accurate?  Nearly 5000 public comments over the years, the first of which entitled, ...</description>
		<link>http://www.worthlessfacts.com/2008/08/18/overdue-review/</link>
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		<title>Stomach Cement</title>
		<description>If you were to swallow styrofoam it would turn into a cement like material when mixed with your stomach acid. </description>
		<link>http://www.worthlessfacts.com/2008/06/29/stomach-cement/</link>
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		<title>Cats Ears</title>
		<description>a cats ear has over 32 muscles in it. that means there are 64 musles just for cat ears. </description>
		<link>http://www.worthlessfacts.com/2008/05/23/cats-ears/</link>
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		<title>Update: New WF in the Works</title>
		<description>We are going through some changes... a server move, some re-organization, blah blah blah.

Thanks for your patience.  The facts and comments will be returning soon for your viewing pleasure </description>
		<link>http://www.worthlessfacts.com/2008/03/31/hello-world/</link>
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		<title>Alice in Wonderland</title>
		<description>In the book of Alice in Wonderland there is a baby that Alice tries to save that eventually turns into a pig. This is symbolic for babies whose parents smoke opium while pregnant, the opium would cause babies to come out with pig like noses, and flatter faces. The author ...</description>
		<link>http://www.worthlessfacts.com/2008/03/11/alice-in-wonderland/</link>
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		<title>speaking</title>
		<description>On average men speak 12,500 words a day. Women speak 25,000 </description>
		<link>http://www.worthlessfacts.com/2008/03/11/speaking/</link>
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		<title>God&#8217;s Brain?</title>
		<description>A group of scientists decided to go all around the world and take pictures of the hemispheres above them. After they all got back together and put the pictures together. They looked at the huge picture from a high angle and found that all of the picture of the hemispheres ...</description>
		<link>http://www.worthlessfacts.com/2008/03/11/gods-brain/</link>
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		<title>how it&#8217;s said</title>
		<description>yo banana boy is the only sentence that is the same both backwards and forwards...you know like mom, dad, etc..
yobananaboy </description>
		<link>http://www.worthlessfacts.com/2008/03/07/how-its-said/</link>
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