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Over 1700 facts, the first of which submitted as early as July of 2002.  29 categories… are they relevant?  are they accurate?  Nearly 5000 public comments over the years, the first of which entitled, “Bullshit,” and containing this sentence, “No way, that number sounds WAY too high”.

What fact is being called bullshit…?

Title: I Hope Not Mine

Content: 22,000 checks will be deducted from the wrong bank accounts in the next hour.

That does seem like a high number, but it could be true.  Your thoughts?

Here are the original comments:

Bullshit
No way, that number sounds WAY too high – Begby

How do you know?
Are you in the banking industry? Have you ever stopped to consider the enormous amount of financial bandwidth piping through the plumbing of the worlds monetary sewers? How many banks in your town? How many in your state? How many in the world? Think on that before you hastily retort. – Factguy

hrrrm
Sheesh begby who put the chogie in your coffee this morning? – sigil

Agree
Geez Begby- who peed in your cornflakes? who rained on your parade? I agree with Sigil and worthless facts guy, begby prob didnt consider the fact that there are 6 billion PLUS people in this world and a lot have bank accounts, so 22,000 out of that number isn’t a lot. Just having a perspective! – RapMastahB

Etc
Ok well da guy made a comment and he was apparently wrong, u ppl dont have 2 shove it in his face that our banking system is crappy, and dont go bitching 2 me that 22,000 is an OK # 2 deal w/. – ZevioPiko

No! Let’s shove it!
Everyone pick on Begby! Begby you are hereby picked. – Factguy

Lol
You guys are funny! – Javi

haha
worthless facts guy, you’re pretty funny. where do you find all of these worthless facts anyways? – RapMastahB

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Factguy, if you even are the “moderator” of this site, you cannot be even remotely trusted with the facts you display onto this site. This site cannot be credited with anything, for it has so many grammatical mistakes, factual mistakes, and contradictions, it makes it ridiculous. Next time you would like to become the “Fact King” or whatever, try to research more into depth, and not take peoples’ idiotic words on it. “Chicle” is Spanish for pretty woman. – Dourio

may i point out…
May i point out that the name of this site is worthless facts, not trustworthy facts – purplearcher07

begby, ur a dick – wingmaster19