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QOTD: Face Tattoos

Bob Smith — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 00:47:14 +0000

Most of the time, Merlin cracks my shit up. The other part of the time, his antics result in really useful tips. Yet a third part of the time I’m left staring and drooling at my screen.

Nice thing about a face tattoo is never having to wonder whether people think you’re an idiot.

- Merlin Mann

QOTD: Frittata of Doom

Bob Smith — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 15:55:52 +0000

I hate to quote the same source two days in a row, but hey, at least I’m trying to keep the content flowing.

We made a giant frittata from the eggs of endangered tree frogs and force-fed it to P.E.T.A. members at gunpoint.

- Diablo’s son Oliver as Spatula Boy. From Goats.

QOTD: Revenge

Bob Smith — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 18:48:10 +0000

Bah. I guess I wasn’t as committed as I thought.

I will crush his skull beneath the fearsome hooves of the ponies of vengeance.

- Ernesto, Brother to Diablo from Goats

QOTD: Gravity

Bob Smith — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 02:14:22 +0000

Quote of the Day is something we used to do, well, every damn day (mostly). Maybe bi-weekly or every other week. It seemed like a lot. I’m committed to getting it started again.

This had me rolling.

The hills on I-40 coming into California are killing our time. Fucking gravity. If gravity was a person I’d skullfuck his mom & twitpic it.

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