QOTD: Face Tattoos
Most of the time, Merlin cracks my shit up. The other part of the time, his antics result in really useful tips. Yet a third part of the time I’m left staring and drooling at my screen. Nice thing about a face tattoo is never having to wonder whether people think you’re an idiot. – [...]
QOTD: Frittata of Doom
I hate to quote the same source two days in a row, but hey, at least I’m trying to keep the content flowing. We made a giant frittata from the eggs of endangered tree frogs and force-fed it to P.E.T.A. members at gunpoint. – Diablo’s son Oliver as Spatula Boy. From Goats.
QOTD: Revenge
Bah. I guess I wasn’t as committed as I thought. I will crush his skull beneath the fearsome hooves of the ponies of vengeance. – Ernesto, Brother to Diablo from Goats
QOTD: Gravity
The inaugural QOTD: an ode to skullfucking.