Worthless Facts

Are they worthless? Are they facts? You Decide (and then bitch about it in the comments).


QOTD: Frittata of Doom

I hate to quote the same source two days in a row, but hey, at least I’m trying to keep the content flowing.
We made a giant frittata from the eggs of endangered tree frogs and force-fed it to P.E.T.A. members at gunpoint.
- Diablo’s son Oliver as Spatula Boy.  From Goats.

QOTD: Revenge

Bah. I guess I wasn’t as committed as I thought.
I will crush his skull beneath the fearsome hooves of the ponies of vengeance.
- Ernesto, Brother to Diablo from Goats

QOTD: Gravity

The inaugural QOTD: an ode to skullfucking.

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