I want it my way right away!
In College Park, Maryland businesses are fobidden from giving good customer service during any day of the week that ends in “y”.
My ankles are frostbitten!
In Duluth, Minnesota it is illegal to wear high water snow pants when the temperature is below zero.
My Uni-brow is bigger than yours!
In Hot Springs, South Dakota it is illegal to pluck your eyebrows.
Armless Legless Wrestler
There is a high school wrestler (real, scholastic wrestling, not WWE three-count fake wrestling) with both arms cut off above the elbow and both legs chopped off above the knee. So far he has had, incredibly, a pretty good season. He gets no special handicap.