Are you wearing red?
It is illegal to golf in the UK without wearing red
Croak and run
In Memphis it is illegal for frogs to croak after midnight
Weighty light
The Earth ,at all times, has 4 pounds of light on it.
Dumb Law in Florida
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Women
no matter how much you shave you cant get rid of hair!
mother in law
did u kown that if u rearange the letters in mother in law it will spell out women hitlar!!!!!!!!!!!
most guys
99.9 % of gys do not use condoms anyway, so why in the hell do we talk about comdoms being made of cat skin or crap like that??
Tsunami
The tsunami a few months ago, was really close to being the end of the world, because when the tsunami hit the earth stopped spinning for 2 seconds and if it would has stopped for 2-4 more sec. the earth would have colapsed in and everybody would have been dead!!!
Want to know what SPAM stands for??
SPAM stands for S:stuff P:posing A:as M: meat!!!
grilledcheese
There was a woman in New Jersy who made herself a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch and she sold it on ebay for more than a million dollars because the grilled part was in the shape of Mary’s head and upper body.
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