Smarty Pants
Medical studies show that intelligent people have more copper and zinc in their hair.
Wanna really lose weight?
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
worthless
43% of all statistics are totally worthless
shop
the nearest shop is 15 minutes walk away and i’ve run out of cigarettes
flu-v-man
more people died during ww1 of the flu than directly due to the war
F*#ked up world
the first choppers had bits cut off them to make them lighter and faster. now we add extras that make them slower.
MONKEY!
if a monkey wheres a cap backwards can it still time travel?
whos smarter
guys have bigger brains then girls, but girls have more brain cells.
thats a lot of cars
In the us a car is stolen or broken into on average every 20seconds.
Needs Pepper
You have more salt in your body than there is in the entire ocean.
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