Worthless Facts

Are they worthless? Are they facts? You Decide (and then bitch about it in the comments).

Potty Danger

Each year, approximately two hundred people are killed by falling objects while sitting on the toilet.

Dude Koala bears are awesome

Koala bears can actually fly, and they’re fast as lightning, they just stop moving whenever someone is looking.

the american school system is amazing

60% of americans can’t find Germany on a map of Europe and 80% cant find it on a map of the world, also 45% of american students cant find there own home town on a map of the USA.

Jumping

Elephants can’t jump

Vultures

Vultures have no sweat glands, so in order to keep themselves cool, they secrete this white liquid, like urine, onto their feet. So in other words, the pee on themselves to keep cool.

ahhhhh*Stop dat

In NH, it is illegal to look upwards while reliving yourself.

I’m not lisltening-Bang!

the minority of people who don’t listen to important people often get shot.

idiots are born

Did you know, every few seconds, a idiot is born!

woof woof

dogs like being fed…unless… they don’t…

koko the ape

i so this on tv it said koko the world smartest ape is trying to teach other apes sighn language and try to take offer the world

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