ford lies
the ford 5.0 liter engine used in mustangs was really a 4.9 liter, do the math 302 cubic inches come out to 4.9, chevy used a 305 which is a 5.0
They go at their own pace
Since both Jupiter and the Sun are mostly liquid and gas, not solid, different parts rotate at different speeds. For example, the equator of Jupiter may move faster than the area by the great read spot.
Baldies, listen up.
The human male hair grows faster when sex is anticipated.
Anthropometry anyone?
The length of your foot is equal to the length of your lower arm (elbow-wrist).
envelopes
u gain one half a calorie by licking an envelope or stamp
sneeze
a sneeze is one tenth of an orgasm
the hardest language to learn
the hardest language in the world to learn is english, and i don’t mean the type shakespear (sp?) used in his plays. The ‘english’ spoken in Australia contains so much slang that it’s the hardest language to learn! think about that next time someone from japan tries to get directions from you!
call in the cavalry!
the horses that went over to fight during the wars had their names shortened to ‘walers’. Sadly, once the war was winding down, the good old walers were going to be sold locally to whoever would buy them. MOst soldiers went for a ride on their trusty mounts, returning with tack to report their horses [...]
darwin awards – for people who die doing stupid things
some guy came runner up in the darwin awards (he didn’t actually die) for wanting to fly. He purchased weather balloons, tied them to her favourtire chair, got in with a pop gun and untied his chair. The only problem was he kept rising until he was at the height aeroplanes fly at. at this [...]
does this mean you’re homosexual?
proven fact: the people who are most opposed homosexual relationships, or homophobic, aer the ones who are most afraid or being or know that they are homosexual. so, i’d think very carefull before giving some stupid ‘homosexuality is wrong because da da da’ speech, lol!
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