NOOOOOO!!!
In Illinois it’s illegal to lock your keys in the car. You only get a parking ticket and a fine of 50$, but in some areas the cops won’t even get the keys out.
Lefties Rule
ONE OUT OF TEN PEOPLE ARE LEFT HANDED.
Rabbit Pudding any one?!
In Spain, it is illegal to pick a rabbit up by it’s ears and dunk it in a bowl of custard!
Freak Show?!
In Salford, England, UK it is illegal to use a telephone wire to strangle a Barbie Doll whilst standing on one leg.
Llama? Since when do you have a pet Llama in Salford?!
In Salford, England, UK…..it is illegal to feed and/or bathe a Llama after 7 o clock at night.
MMM tastes friendly…
An exocannibal eats only enemies. An indocannibal eats only friends.
Turkey Vultures
When turkey vultures are hot, they will pee on their legs to cool down. They will also spontaneously vomit when scared/aggitated.
Poof
Termites fart more than any animal in they world. This is due to their extreme fiber diet. (Last time I checked, wood WAS fiber) Some termites have even been found fossilised while farting.
Malls
In 1950, there were 3,000 malls in the U.S.; by 2000, there were 45,025.
Telephone spelling
At www.phonespell.org you can find out what your phone number spells, for example 843-234-4663 spells “the beginner”
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