Don’t eat polos
The polo mint reduces your sperm count! so don’t eat polos unless your a woman…obviously
Don’t eat polos
The polo mint reduces your sperm count so don’t eat them!
ur gay
you are gay
Dude looks like a lady
Aerosmith’s “Dude (looks like a lady) was written about Vince Neil of Motely Crue.
boxers, beware
there is a shrimp that can punch with the force of a 22 gauge shotgun
boxers, beware
there is a shrimp that can punch with the force of a 22 gauge shotgun
Overpopulated
for every one human there is, there are 2 chickens
Housecats and electrcity
since housecats are clean, and their coats are glossy and dry, sparks of static electricity may be seen if they are petted in the dark.
Babe Ruth
Babe Ruth led the American League in home runs twelve times.
Heavy Metal
An Oscar award weighs 7 pounds.
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