In Kentucky anyone who has been drinking is “sober” until they can’t hold onto the ground anymore….
The first goldfish ever kept as a pet was named Fred.
Did you know that it took 5 years to produce (tape) the movie Shrek? The “manager” guy found the perfect voice to play Shrek’s voice, then he died about 3/4 through taping the movie. Then, they found Mike Myers, he did the wrong voice through the whole movie, then he did the perfect voice, weird huh?
If you approach a goat from behind with a sharp implement it will do absolutely nothing.
Arabic travelers hundreds of years ago used to put rocks up into a female camels’ uterus in order to keep her from getting pregnant while they travelled on trade routes. Similar birth control is used on women today: the IUD.
There are 324 possible outcomes to the board game “Clue.” That’s six characters times six weapons times nine rooms.
According to physicians, it is physically not possible/inexplainable for a Bumble bee to fly, due to the nature of its body in relation to the size of its wings.
In Japan it is LEGAL to hit (and injure) your spouse with a baseball bat, but not with a tennis racket!
Floccinaucinihilipilification: the estimation of something as worthless.
40% of women have hurled footwear at a man for one reason or another. (Better make sure they’re heels…)