Strong lungs
Kurt Cobain only shot himself after taking three times the normal overdose of heroin.
Must have been constipation
Elvis died on a toilet.
Great Vacation Place!
Iceland is the only continent with no snakes.
Think she had a unibrow?
The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows
Insulting people
Their is no such thing as an innocent presidential candidate. The last president that didn’t insult another candidate was George Washington. He ran unopposed.
Abortion
Adolf Hitler’s Mom wanted to abort Hitler when he was really little, but her doctor talked her out of it.
Did that pickle just ribbit?
Pickles get its green color because the use frog skin when they die of skin cancer, because if they die of natural causes the pickle will be infectuous.
jumbles of letters
can you udnertsnad tihs? as lnog as the frsit and lsat lteters are in the coererct palecs, you can raed the wrdos amlsot prefctely. The mnid rades wolhe wrods, not idnvuiadl lrettes.
Maybe too worthless
07734 upside down on a calculator spells hELLO
Donkey time!
In Spanish, burrito means “little donkey” its like the same as a hot dog. And gordita means “little fat girl” Doritos are “little gold things”
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