cats not really about a cat though

If you pet a cat 70 million times, you will have developed enough static electricity to light a 60-watt light bulb for one minute.

29 thoughts on “cats not really about a cat though”

  1. interesting… – does that mean that if I pet a cat 70 trillion times, that I could kill a human? Here kitty kitty… 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6…

  2. Kitty – Cats have two sets of vocal cords. and I don’t think a cat would sit still long enough to be petted that much. Some cats may, though.

  3. umm – Does that mean you have to pet the cat that many times at once? or can you take a break inbetween before your attacked by the cat?

  4. I have the scars to prove it. – 999,999,998; 999,999,999; 1 BILLION!!!!!!!!! 1,000,000,001; 1,000,000,002…

  5. My Cat is a Lightbulb. – I can believe that cos when i pat my cat, sometimes i go to pat her again and i zap her. lol. poor cat.

  6. Wheeeeee! – 799,999,999,998; 799,999,999,999; 800,000,000,000!!! Now I bet I could kill my little brother, buuuuuut i’m saving it up for someone different.

  7. Deadbob… – if u wanna save it for someone different…save for urself. GET A FRAGileIN LIFE!!

  8. Finally! – 70 trillion!!!!! muahahaha!!!!!! Santana, don’t you want to give me a congratulatiory hand shake!?

  9. DIE??….Maybe – I don’t you’d die from alergies. You would most likely die from the bullet you put in yoor brain from going completely insane. However, I seriously doubt that after a couple of million pettings that the can would have any hair left anyway. And you wouldn’t have any skin left to pet the cat. I doubt blood is a very good insulator!!

  10. cats not really about a cat though – I would probably think i would be dead by the time i had reached my 70 millionth pat

  11. but maybe – if you stroke a cat 70 trillion times then manhandle yourself, how good would the orgazm be?

  12. the last person? – wow thanx onkrak i thought i was the last person to say something in this lol

  13. deadbob – Lay off DeadBob already hes in grade 5 and is probably smarter than the rest of u all put together. Act ur age not ur shoe size ppl

  14. Wat the hell???? – why the hell r we talking about deadbob when we actually should be asking or saying stuff about the topic. Yes i might agree that deadbob got a little annoying but he was still talking about the topic now wasn’t he.

  15. ha ha – haha Demolisher23 u got off the topic u cant say much. i dont even care about the topic, but now i think i know why some cats growl whenever u pat them…

  16. Lay off me dickface! – hey i love cats and cats really luv me so shut ur trap u btchy bstard yea i am talking to u missychar u specifically so get a fuking life.

  17. sorry missychar… – i know this has taken me a long time to say this but missychar i am sorry for yelling at u i shouldn’t of yelled at u like that. That’s all

  18. Deadbob… – K8Kate, you need to get your head examined. I don’t know how you know Deadbob, but if you think he’s smarter than the rest of us you don’t have a clue what words mean. HA! One laugh…that’s all Deadbob gets for his incredibly hilarious posts, all 7 OF THEM!!! I hope you realize that I could probably find a joke on a popsicle stick that would cause an uproar compared to what Deadbob posted.

    It isn’t that random jokes aren’t that bad if they’re on topic, and Deadbob’s first post was all right. It’s the fact that he posted 6 MORE EFFING TIMES that got me worked up. A joke’s only funny once, no, that joke wasn’t even funny once; yet he continued to post even after people told him to stop.

    Even then, I wouldn’t get that mad at him, it’s only slightly annoying. But it insults me and should insult the whole forum to say that he is smarter than the rest of us combined. So this post is really directed to you k8kate.
    – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – P.S.: Congratulations at passing preschool last week K8kate! I’m so proud of you…

  19. this site is great – people pissing each other off over and over, insulting each other, and then arguing about it.

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