Someone Failed High School Spanish…
The creators of a new model of Chevys couldn’t figure out why their car, the Nova, wasn’t selling well in Hispanic countries… until someone pointed out that ‘Nova’ means ‘No go’ in Spanish.
screeching
The longest one syllable word in he English language is “screeched”.
Shotgun for front passenger seat….
Calling for shutgun comes form the Western Days when in the wagon the guy sitting next to the driver held a Shotgun for protection.
Rabies? No Im just Self-annointing
Self-annointing is something only hedgehogs do, in which they lick or nibble on something, make a foamy paste in their mouths, and then spread it with their long tongues in little spots on their quills. No one has ever determined exactly why they do this.
Questioning Sanity
Have you ever questioned your sanity? You have good reason to. Did you know that one out of every four people has some sort of pychological ‘problem’?
Did you know?
Did you know that 85.7% of statisics are made up?
What a Pedofile!
Charles Dodgson, also known as Lewis Carroll, wrote “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland” after Alice Pleasance Liddell. It was to be believed he fell in love with her and asked the parents if he could some day marry her. The parents disconnected their friendship. Alice Liddell has 12 letters, as does the pen name Lewis Carroll. [...]
What’s Up, Dude?
The word “dude” is the name for an infected elephant butt hair.
My Foot? Really?
The Lower section of the average human’s arm (between the elbow and the wrist) is the exact same length as their feet.
Was that him?
In Arizona, you cannot Drive past the same place more then 3 times in one hour. Its a law.
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