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i told u microsoft sucks

Posted on | August 4, 2003 | 14 Comments

in microsoft 1998 edition if your keyboard isnt responding it displays “keyboard not responding press enter to continue”

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14 Responses to “i told u microsoft sucks”

  1. elbello
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    it dOES REALLY SUCKS – In windows 95 , if you turn on the computer with the keyboard not conected, an error message says, “KEYBOARD NOT DETECTED, PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE”

  2. some1 lost me....
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    LOL – HA! thats funny! also kinda stupid

  3. moononi
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    LOL! – Yes, Microsoft really does suck!

  4. 3mbry0n!c_Ch!ck3n
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    Wow, the memories. – I’ve had both of those. Basically you just have to switch off, plug the keyboard in more firmly and switch on again. It still sucks though.

  5. Peppercorn
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    If you insist – Ours worked fine until i installed too many games so i had to unistall them, now it keeps on crashing, so were getting a new one asap.

  6. wingmaster19
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    microsoft SUCKS – bill gates is a dick who wants to own everythin in the whole damn world

  7. Spiffthe1manmoshpit
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    website – http://www.windowscrash.com is full of funny real pictures of windows crashing,
    for example a TOUCH screen computer that says press Ctrl+Alt+Delete to continue

  8. Deadbob
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    Mac users – for those of you who use macs here are some links I found that might catch your intrest (please check out both links)

    Link 1:http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/you.html
    Link 2:http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/apple.php

  9. Shimmy3003
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    GODDAMN – that jerkoff bill gates prolly has screwing a turkey at that time

  10. Deadbob
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    at least – at least Bill Gates isn’t the richest man in the world anymore, the owner of IKEA is now. DAMN YOU SWEEDEN!!!!

  11. Slarioux
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    It’s completely logical! – Damn u fools.

    What is the most basic way to test if a machine is working? BY USING IT! When Windows wants you to press a key, it has made sure that YOU tested the keyboard (and noticed it failed). So actually, Bill was smart in adding this feature, since he saved all u DUMB NITWITS like 3 hours of time thinking “how can i be sure that this keyboard is broken?”.

  12. BrainDead
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    Yea Really Smart – just like they tell you press Alt CTRL Del Twice, but there is no Twice key

  13. JordanRL
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    OxyMoron – Go to…
    http://www.microsofthelp.com

    I typed that into my browser one day and found a hilarious page!

  14. Luthien Tinuviel
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    Thanks XP. – Yeah. xD It is true- it happened to me once. Thank Eru we now have XP…

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