Alektoraphobia
Fear of chickens.
Pass the Tums
The world’s largest burrito weighed 4,217 lbs.
Cash in your Cow Chips
On average, cows poop 16 times a day.
Eight Legged Freaks
In the mall, the fat sheriff with the shotgun fires at the spiders. When the ejected casings hit the ground, they make a metallic “chink” noise. Shotgun casings are made of plastic.
the bird man
Tony Hawk has made more money from video games and tv commercials than from skateboarding.
old pups
it took over 4 years to film milo and otis to get the animals to do what they are suppose to.
yummy
the moon is not made of cheese
Computer Nerds
Only one 1 out of 100 people have a computer
Ahpha-What? oh…..It’s Alphabet……..
The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.
Poly Ticks?
In Latin, poly means many and ticks mean blood sucking creatures. Polyticks=politics
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