Cash in your Cow Chips

On average, cows poop 16 times a day.

12 thoughts on “Cash in your Cow Chips”

  1. Danger – Walking in my front yard when the neighbor’s cows get loose just got a whole lot more dangerous.

  2. PLus… – Cow farts are also a major cause of global warming. KILL ALL THE COWS TO…SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT!!!!

  3. Who Cares! – Honestly Who Cares how many times a Cow takes a poop or not!! haha Like REally tho… thats Like me telling you How many times a Day i poop And im Pretty sure you all dont Care!

  4. listen up! – if you killed all the cows in america, you would have no food, no jobs, there for no cars but then again you wouldn’t need your cars because you wouldn’t have a job there for no money for gas…but then again there wouldn’t be any gas….that was the stupiest comment…kill the cows…where you from new youk…L.A.????

  5. mmmm burgers… – If you killed all the cows then there would be chaos, especially in the ‘states. Just recently a woman ran over a Maccy D’s branch manager because she couldent get mayonnaise on her quarter-pounder w/cheese… imagine what would happen if she couldent get the burger at all!

  6. Well excuse me!!!! – listen up!
    by frog on Monday, October 20, 2003 @ 04:16 PM
    – if you killed all the cows in america, you would have no food, no jobs, there for no cars but then again you wouldn’t need your cars because you wouldn’t have a job there for no money for gas…but then again there wouldn’t be any gas….that was the stupiest comment…kill the cows…where you from new youk…L.A.????

    Well, im from new york, and i wont eat beef because i feel bad for the poor cows, so saying that about new york and LA is very stereotipical of you.

  7. Clean cows – Actually I flush my toilet after every use, so I don’t see the big deal. Plus I usally only fart indoors. OK I admit I fart a lot, but indoors with filtration. THANK YOU!

  8. Cow Faecies – There is an interesting theory which originated when cows were first introduced to Australia. It was believed that the ‘Australian’ Dung Beatle would clear this grotesque infestation of crap. What i am tryin to insinuate is that the cows were despositing their waste at a rate of extreme urgency. The “Australian Dung Beatle” was not prone to clearing this particular waste, so scientist from overseas introduced the appropriate Dung Beatle to Australia which did conquer this problem.

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