Celery
Celery does make you lose calories, it doesn’t have a special chemical to do so but it has no calories so the chewing burns the calories burned
All birds don’t fly
the only bird that cannot fly is the penguin
Dollie’s Only Haircut
Most doll’s hair does not actually grow back. I tried it when I was three and after 16 years… nothing. Some of those newer dolls have “growing” hair which you can cut and stuff, but you have to buy replacement heads or hair for them after a few trims.
It’s not the size that counts…
The two most popular sports in the world are Association Football (soccer) and Table Tennis (ping-pong) respectively. I guess people love their balls, regardless of size. Hehe!
Trippers
Whenever people accidentally trip over themselves whilst walking, they automatically go into ’survival mode’ and try to pretend like they meant it (eg. they start into a jog). How hilarious is it watching someone do that?!
Biblical Leniency
The Bible reads that it’s ok for a man to have feelings for another man, but he may not act upon those feelings. Look but don’t touch!
Don’t Put That Day Old Coffee in the Microwave
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
Precious Aussie Life
In Australia, there is no death penalty.
The Height of Materialism
In Wisconsin you are allowed to marry your house.
Wow…No wonder they’re so dumb
Goldfish have a memory span of 3 seconds!!!
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