Long Life
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 years old.
Abu?
90% of New York City cab drivers are recently arrived immigrants.
Arachnids vs. Mortality
On average, more people fear spiders than death.
Survival of the Fittest
On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
Dr. Scholls
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Inverted Fart?
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
Fire Horse
The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to climb straight staircases.
Elevator for Cows
It is possible to lead a cow up stairs, but not down.
Cash Money
The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola and Budweiser, in that order.
I Guess
35% of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married
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