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Amazon Woman

Posted on | March 29, 2003 | 16 Comments

If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven foot, two inches tall.

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16 Responses to “Amazon Woman”

  1. tay231
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    My Mom – How about you don’t make fun of my moms measurments….?!?!?

  2. evilbunnie60606
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    smile – she’d also be out of proportion and would fall over because of her unusually large breast size and small waist and then would DIE…just some happy knowledge for ya! XD

  3. jprg1964
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    ? – life size is not 7’2″!!!!

  4. Yer momma
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    Barbie’s a freak anyway. – She doesn’t even have nipples.

  5. jupthund
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    features – she may not have nipples but she is still luckier than ken

  6. Slinkybaby
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    would she… – would she still have to buy all of her friends if she was a real life person???

  7. Iam_Melody
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    . – no nipples

  8. whizegirl
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    what the!!!! – You guys and girls already know that barbies a freak right?Well did you know that Ken is barbies brother?…….

  9. whizegirl
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    It’s true!!! – Barbie is Ken’s sister!!!!!!!!!!

  10. leziechick
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    Riiiiight….. – Suuuuure… that’s why Ken left the picture after ‘Barbie and the Nutcracker’…

  11. whizegirl
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    Yeah -

  12. gamingguy
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    True – How is that life-size? Wouldn’t life-size be abour 5’8″? By the way, The creator of barbie has a daughter named Barbie and a son named Ken. I wonder where she got the names for the dolls? ;)

  13. whizegirl
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    They mean… – if barbie were a human,she would have those mesurements(sp).

  14. your hated lush
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    barbie. ahah – barbie would be a f-ing jolly green giant… with no nipples

  15. Santana201J
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    BARBIE…. – is just a bitch who has everything.

  16. Pounce184
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    Feet – Her shoes would be size 6

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