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Stupid Heart of Dixie

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Posted on | October 24, 2002 | 22 Comments

According to research in high schools in the past year or so, statistics show that the state of Alabama was the 3rd or 4th “dumbest” state in the Nation.

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22 Responses to “Stupid Heart of Dixie”

  1. chuck0910
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    Oh well – AT LEAST WE’RE NOT MISSISSIPPI

  2. jprg1964
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    ? – Not that I disagree, but how do you measure the stupidity of a state? Look at how many incest cases there are per year?

  3. PANZER
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    Yup! – I guess you could judge a state by counting how many Jew fucks it has then divide by 2 then add mexicans, next subtract niggahs and you have an idea.

  4. STLCutiePie3*
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    Surprised? – I am not surprised. I have a more interesting theory that they should research. EVERYONE IN ALABAME IS RELATED. Well, why research it? We all know why. Need I say more?

  5. purplearcher07
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    Alabama – Alabama, 15million people, 15 last names

  6. some1 lost me....
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    why pick on alabama? – it was only the 3rd or 4th, i mean that is pretty bad, but why didnt you say who got number one

  7. cutie
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    uncle brother or uncle dad??? – everyone knows that all yall people down there are related and i agree with purplearcher07 there’s only 15 last names. as well as your pick of luanne, joe, and billy-bob. lol

  8. whizegirl
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    PANZER your such a fathead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! – And a racist!

  9. Jayson
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    Stupid heart of Dixie – That is so stereotypical. It’s all because of the media. (But I’ll bet Floridia’s number one!)

  10. Deadbob
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    Alabama’s slogan – I know Alabama’s slogan it’s “Come to Alabama, where everyone’s family” (hint hint)

  11. purplearcher07
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    Georgia – Im in highschool in Ga and i think we are the lowest state, but the county I am in is one of the top 100 counties in the nation. The reason we are lowest is because the school systems in South Georgia are pretty poor and can’t pay for teachers with masters and stuff, and i have nothing against them, but thats a fact.

  12. Jayson
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    deadbob – That isn’t our slogan, it’s Missippi’s.

  13. Jayson
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    deadbob – That isn’t our slogan, it’s Mississippi’s.

  14. Jayson
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    deadbob – pay no attention to the first message. They have bad spellers in every state.

  15. littledrummergirl
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    ‘ – on the contrary purple we have really stupid people. were like 10th from the bottom.

  16. Santana201J
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    well.. – I wouldn’t doubt it becuz Alabama is fucking redneck state, and Alabama is what make up the 3rd or 4th dumbest state in the nation.

  17. juststeve
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    Not hard to believe – They have a statewide family reunion every April 31st

  18. uALLSUK
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    - yes the reunion thing is true, its called the alabama state fair

  19. Pounce184
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    PANZER – Every post I go into, and you put something there about Jews… Leave them alone

  20. Caity
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    . – Thank God I’m from New Zealand. We don’t need to rate our towns (we don’t have states), because it would not be possible. And intelligence cannot be measured. Everyone has a speciality. Take PANZER for example. He thinks he is Hitler. Need he be reminded that hitler died 60 odd years ago, and FAILED!!! So shut up you Neo-Nazi Facist, and go fucking cook yourself at Dachau.

  21. Truthseeker100
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    Alabama – The southern states have a large percentage of blacks.

  22. lofa
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    Alabama couple – After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough(they could not afford a larger double wide). So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn’t want to have any more children.
    The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
    The Alabamian said to the doctor, “I may not be the smartest man, but I don’t see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.”
    So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama. This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.
    Figuring that both learned physicians couldn’t be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count.
    “1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . . “, at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.

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