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Elbow Licking

Posted on | August 28, 2002 | 73 Comments

It is impossible for one to lick one’s own elbow.

 

(75% of people reading this will try)

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73 Responses to “Elbow Licking”

  1. Elbowlicker
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    I can lick my elbow – IT IS POSSIBLE!!! send me money and i’ll send you pictures.

  2. Begby
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    Impressive – Now that is impressive. Send a photo to the webguy and I will see that he posts it under your comment.

  3. elbowl!cker
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    The quest for a scanner is en route! – Once i find a scanner on campus i will have the picture posted in no time ma’dear!……excuse the small name change i lost my password and can’t get mail at that email anymore….hehe……

  4. Javi
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    ??? – I always thought that the point of this was to see if anyone is dumb enough to try it.

  5. sycofrk
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    its possible – i can lick my elbow. it is the coolest and funnest thing ever!!!

  6. TheBlackDrake
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    It’s easy! – To lick your elbow, all you must do is cut it off of the rest of your body!

  7. punk_princess_87
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    But I Can! – i can lick my elbow! it’s easy!

  8. evilbunnie60606
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    precious things – its actually quite possible….my friend can do it…but then again he can also dislocate his shoulder…but it never said anything about restrictions so it still counts! so NAH! *sticks out tongue*

  9. Titch
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    What is an elbow? – But then again…what consitutes an elbow? The actual dry skin bit, or the sides? Or is the underneath included as well???

  10. thenondumbone
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    You are all retarded – If you believe that you can do this good for you. If you can do this good for you. But the point of this is to prove just how dumb people can be. Its just like saying, No one can bite there ear. Which if you can do that, Wow! Your a freak.

  11. Digi-Kid
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    So close!! – I can almost do it, I’m only something like an inch away from it when I try!!

  12. SurfMonkey
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    Elbow Licking – I know of one person who can lick their elbow. Gene Simmons (from the rock group Kiss) who as an unusually long tongue and can probably lick his own elbow, not that he’d want to…

  13. em05
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    i can lick my elbow! – I read on the back of a candy bar that it wasn’t humanly possible, but my arms are “double jointed” and my tounge is very long!! So it is possible to lick your own elbow!

  14. Edthegirl
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    Uhhhhhh why? – hmmm….Someone tried to show off licking her elbow. No one looked at her

  15. purplearcher07
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    so what – i have an unusually long tounge and can lick my nose

  16. speedracer
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    I tried haha!! – i was trying to do it the whole day! it doesn’t work… but i know someone that can!!!! its crazy!! but i bet ya there is some trick!

  17. COLOUR FREE BLACKMAN
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    I CAN DO IT (and to my friend) – well ive got a fake arm so i take it off and lick it like my friends penis (yum yum) i also lick his arm too coz he sleeps in the same bed as me if you want sum realy good gay sex email me!! ;)

  18. COLOUR FREE BLACKMAN
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    oldish man looking for young male friend – IM ONLY 53 and looking for a young male 10-16 years only (i am not a petafile) *cough* *cough* email me ;)

  19. COLOUR FREE BLACKMAN
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    i have a big penis and ill lick your elbow for free ;) – im a whole 2.5inch’s so its all good well kinda coz i might be too big for you
    dont wory ill cut some off for you.

  20. COLOUR FREE BLACKMAN
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    elbowlicker you are hot! i dont like females unless they have a penis – MY MUM WAS STRAIT and my dad wasn’t he was full gay and he showed me a great time

  21. COLOUR FREE BLACKMAN
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    speedracer r u single?¿ – I HOPE YOU ARE!

  22. COLOUR FREE BLACKMAN
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    i once had a 9some with gay men – well i wish any way.. it was only 5 :( BUT U GUYS CANE MAKE MY DREAM COME TRUE!

  23. COLOUR FREE BLACKMAN
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    HINT HINT – HINT HINT NUDgE NUDgE POKE POKE

  24. janedoe22
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    kiss my a** – everybody who thinks it is NOT possible to lick your elbow can kiss my puertorican booty. It is very possible, i can do it with no problems! So there.
    ps. colourfreeblackman, please stop sending those a** sucking messages.

  25. some1 lost me....
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    a**????? – wut the hell is a**???? dude, if u wanna say ass, just say it. none of that gay a** bull shit

  26. COLOUR FREE BLACKMAN
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    MMMMMMMMM ASS – lol man im a fag im so immature lmao its so fun though

  27. janedoe22
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    to colour free blackman – to the aforementioned wackjob:
    go f*** some tree hugging gay bitchwhore’s a** and leave the rest of the populace the he** alone!!!! PS.dear some1 lost me: if i don’t want to make my language obvious, i don’t have to. i have the right to be sensitive to other’s feelings, and you have the right to be an a**hole ;) so there!

  28. Phoebe
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    um holy lick! – wow these comments are only slightly off topic

  29. littlepiggy
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    haha – hahah toucher Phoebe

  30. zzzxxxHONEYxxxzzz
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    how embarrassment! – i have to admit to trying to lick my elbow the first time i read this in an email… pretty shameful actually. its just scary that all these people can actually do it…. im glad to be outside of the 75% of ppls reading this time!

  31. gamingguy
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    I’m the majority – it’s impossible to do it if you’re not double-jointed or Gene Simmons. I tried it, so i guessed i’m the majority.

  32. pyscochik666
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    yo, is elbow lickin furreal – ya know i really dont wana pay to see u lick ur elbow so if its possible could u just send me a pic? punkymonkey50392@aol.com

  33. Moremengirl
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    who knows -

  34. Kat
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    Dude! – I can lick my elbow 2! I tried it in the middle of some girls english speach. random! No one else in my grade can lick there elbow so i am wondering how many peole in the world can lick their elbow. a percentage would do…

  35. Kat
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    BY the way -

  36. Kat
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    By the way – By the way, i am not double jointed and i don’t have a long tongue or nething like that. It was just something that just came natural 2 me.

  37. whizegirl
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    Ewwwww…………………………….. – COLOUR FREE BLACKMAN your weird.If you wanna be such a gay man then go to a gay bar or somthing.

  38. E
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    normal elbow licking – i can lick my elbow, im not doubl jointed and my tongue isnt even long enough to touch my nose, so yeah….

  39. Leethemaniac
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    I cant – I tried

  40. whizegirl
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    Niether can I. – *pionts to title*

  41. janedoe22
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    dear whizegirl – yeah, I can’t sttand colourfreeblackman either. he’s psycho!

  42. whizegirl
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    dear janedoe22 – he is pretty weird and he does freak me out.

  43. whizegirl
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    dear janedoe(again) – I’m not against gay or lesbians(I’m not a lesbian though)but he really is freaking me out.COLUORFREEBLACKMAN”s quote”I like kid’s 10-16″how creepy.
    -_-*shiver*He gave us a little too much information.Speedracer run away.Just read COLUORFREEBLACKMAN’s quote.

  44. Moxie
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    Wait… – I saw this guy on t.v who licked his eye(to the eyebrow). Now, if his tounge can reach his eye, don’t you think it could reach his elbow?

  45. Laker_fan2004
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    … – colred free black man probaly is just a kid say dimb shit cuz he is immature and i dont think it is impossible to lick your elbow i cant do it but some people can

  46. whizegirl
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    Yeah…… – Your probally right but if he wasn’t a kid saying gay stuff then that’s really gross.

  47. luckoftheIrish
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    please read – Color free black man is a feak! If he does that Im reporting him to the webmaster and or cops. if ur with me please reply.

  48. whizegirl
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    i’m with ya man!!! – Yes I agree

  49. luckoftheIrish
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    WAY TO GO!! -

  50. luckoftheIrish
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    GO TO HOME PAGE AND CLICK ON LINK hitlars contributations to medicines – read panzers sad story and my comment

  51. mizzaberry
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    WhizeGirl – Fuck off. You are so stupid that it’s laughable.

  52. janedoe22
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    dear colour free blackman haters – YOU ROCK!!! People that sick (yes I just called colour free blkmn. huma, lack of a better word…) should return to their home universe. They don’t belong in this one. HA HA!! DEAR COLOUR FREE BLKMN.: KISS MY STRAIT A**! actually, on second thought, please don’t.

  53. luckoftheIrish
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    read – I AM A WORTHLESS MORON AND MY SPAM COMMENT HAS BEEN REPLACED SO THAT YOU ALL KNOW WHAT A BIG FRICKIN IDIOT I AM

  54. caca117
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    same guy? – i bet that the facts about the weasle popping (sneezing, etc.) ju.st before gthis fact were sent by the same guy, i got an email last year with all of these facts (including this and the thing about 75% of the ppl trying) from my mom.

  55. caca117
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    Hey, Digi-Kid, so what? – By the way Diy when Digi-Kid, the average persons tongue is about 1 inch away when they try to lick their elbow.

  56. caca117
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    Hey, Digi-Kid, so what? – By the way Diy when Digi-Kid, the average persons tongue is about 1 inch away when they try to lick their elbow.

  57. BoogerNinja
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    ur an idiot – 50% of the 75% that tried can lick their elbow

  58. whizegirl
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    Licker 2 isn’t really licking her elbow. -

  59. Factguy
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    Yes Way – Licker two is indeed licking her elbow by my estimation

  60. Leethemaniac
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    No – Licker two isnt licking her elbow

  61. bones
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    Definitely – I’d call each of them elbow lickers….

    Is that an insult in some countries?

  62. Jayson
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    luckoftheirish – I’m with ya on that.

  63. your hated lush
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    licker #2 – to everyone who thinks licker #2 isn’t licking her elbow.yeah she is licking her elbow…. and she’s hot. i bet you can’t do that. so leave her alone.

  64. GoDdEsS
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    shes not that hot u guys – just cuz shes hott, doesnt mean shes licking her elbow. if i sent in a pic of me licking my ass would u guys think IM hott?? hahaha, just kidding

  65. whizegirl
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    Hey – She’s like anybody trying to lick her elbow.Close but not there.

  66. babyGEE
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    I also Can like my elbow – someone told me once that no one can lick their elwos… so i tried it and i could.. i thought no one but me could lick their elbows, but i guess i was rong other ppl can do it too… that is awsome!!

  67. vamp_69
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    ohman – licker 2 is super hot…she would be good in bed or in a 3some you can lick my elbow any time =P

  68. Temana81
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    I can do it too……..but wait there’s more – I can lick my elbow, put my arm around my head and touch the ear on the same side, hold my hands behind my back and bring them over to the front, put my ankles behind my head, bend my fingers back to touch the back of my hand, bloat my stomach, make it wave etc etc………BORING
    I have been doing this stuff since I was in kindergarten, parents must’ve smoked toooooo much pot in the seventies or something.
    Its all good and fun until the arthritis kicks in…….hehehehehe

  69. Temana81
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    give Licker 1 some credit – the way licker 1 is doing it with the straight arm and is pretty cool. I think Licker 2 could have strecthed a little bit more too. I think the worthless fact is meant to be “you can’t lick your elbow with pushing your arm on something”, I just tried and almost cramped up, I showed have made a one minute vid of it. could have given some people a laugh.

  70. Truthseeker100
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    licking something – Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can. 22% of the men who read this will try this.

  71. older_whizegirl
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    Okay, fine. – Yes, Licker Number 2 is sort of licking her elbow but not all the way like Number 1.
    Mizzaberry, calm the hell down.

  72. older_whizegirl
    August 19th, 2008 @ 12:00 am

    Okay, fine. – Yes, Licker Number 2 is sort of licking her elbow but not all the way like Number 1.
    Mizzaberry, calm the hell down.

  73. Steagles
    January 22nd, 2009 @ 8:33 pm

    Okay, fine. – Yes, Licker Number 2 is sort of licking her elbow but not all the way like Number 1.
    Mizzaberry, calm the heck down.
    (heck not h***) NO MORE SWEARING!

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