Butt Copy
Over 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their asses.
Super Seinfeld
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
Multiplicity
Rats multiply so quickly that in an 18 month period, two rats could have over one million descendants.
Another Weasle Popper
If you keep your eyes open by force during a sneeze, they can pop out.
Pop Goes the Weasle
If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
Bless You
If you sneeze too hard you can fracture a rib.
So do They Explode if They Drink too Much?
Horses can’t vomit.
The Telemarketer’s Nightmare
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
Flexless Pig
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
Ear Cheese
Wearing headphones for just one hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
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