You Speak American?

According to Illinois state law, it is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is “American.”

4 thoughts on “You Speak American?”

  1. argh – omg it bugs me so much when people ask me “do you speak Jewish?”. I speak Hebrew! Not Jewish! Not Israeli! By the way do you speak Catholic?

  2. reveek – Techniquely we speak a dialect of English that could be called American. If you ever heard a British person speak you would notice the difference.

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