Vending Death

On average thirteen people a year are killed by vending machines that fall on them.

11 thoughts on “Vending Death”

  1. Let’s try – **Puts money in vending machine**….splat………………………………………………………………………………………………..

  2. I WILL GET MY SODA!! – *Puts coin in machine and presses button* … (2 mins later) Why is it taking so long?? *Starts shaking machine*…Oh I give up *Walks away but it falls on him* …I deserved that…

  3. - – – That is why they all come with a warning on them saying “Do not shake, may cause serious injury or death”

  4. finally, something funny – i laughed when i read this one, it is definatlly better than all this other shoot they have here

  5. Soda/Candy Rush… – In one of my classrooms there is a soda machien outside. One gets used to the thuds and bangs of angered students pounding, kicking and beating the machines for their daily sugar dosage. Maybe the machines can’t take it anymore and are fighting back!?

  6. hehehe,thats twisted – itd b a very funny, fairly cool way to die ( if there is a cool way to die…)
    can you imagine the funeral??
    Dearly departed, we are gathered here 2day to mourn the death of a good father, a friend, a husband, and brother. [ Insert name here] , Whos life was brutally taken from him by a posessed vending machine…….

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