At age 47, the Rolling Stones’ bassist, Bill Wyman, began a relationship with 13-year old Mandy Smith, with her mother’s blessing. Six years later, they were married, but the marriage only lasted a year. Not long after, Bill’s 30-year-old son Stephen married Mandy’s mother, age 46. That made Stephen a stepfather to his former stepmother. If Bill and Mandy had remained married, Stephen would have been his father’s father-in-law and his own grandpa.

24 thoughts on “Um……”

  1. *shakes head disapprovingly* – I wish you people would know and understand what something is before you make a comment on it. This is definately not incest. {sexual intercourse between persons too closely related to marry (as between a parent and a child)} Since they were married, it was obviously not. Now, I disagree with what they did, but be aware, it is not incest.

  2. is that what hes singing about??? – in the words of Jethro Tull

    “It sounds funny i know, but it really is so, I’m my own grandpa, I’m my own Grandpa”

  3. too long – the whole thing was too long, i read like half of it, but then i got bored, u should make it less words and too the point….

  4. heehee – yeah wot eva u wrote woz…i dunno. but hw eva hrd it iz to understand they re avin fun aren t they?

  5. Not Incest – It’s paedophilia, I can’t believe any mother would give her blessing for that, it’s just completely and utterly sick. Peverts like that should be locked up!

  6. Um….weird, huh? – hey, they have idiots in other parts of the country. I mean, come on, marrying someone sixteen years your senior?

  7. E – I didn’t think it was possible in real life, either. I’ve seen it on an adult cartoon show,but in real life? And they got permission? (a thirteen year old would need parental permission to get married, right?)

  8. Jason – It said SIX YEARS LATER THEY GOT MARRIED!! If you had a brain you would have also known that by then she would be 19.

  9. Whoa…..Gross – Yeah she would be 19 but he would be 53. Can somebody say “old”? And if they did have sex then that’s freakin weird. Somebody that old would want fresh meat, right?

  10. Gross. – What a dirty child ,13 and in a relationship with a 47 year old.If they got married 6 years later that means a 18 year old married with a 53 year old,that doesn’t sound right to me.And it means that they had a 6 year relationship.They made out and more during that time,probably.

  11. deadbob – Oops, you’re right. But for her mother to give her blessing for the relationship to begin with,*shudder*

  12. . – I love that song…

    Many many years ago when I was 23,
    I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be
    This widow has a grown up daughter who had hair of red
    My father fell in love with her and soon the two weire wed
    Oh I am my own grandpa….
    This made my dad my son-in-law and really changed my life,
    now my daughter was my mother, cause she was my father’s wife.
    to complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
    I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
    My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,
    and so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
    for if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
    of the widow’s grown-up daughter, who, of course, was my stepmother.
    Father’s wife then had a son who kept him on the run,
    and he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter’s son.
    my wife is now my mother’s mother, and it makes me blue,
    because, although she is my wife, she’s my grandmother, too.

    Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I’m her grandchild,
    and every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild,
    cause now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
    as husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!

    Oh, I’m my own grandpa.
    I’m my own grandpa.
    it sounds funny I know but it really is so,
    oh, I’m my own grandpa

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