Death From No Sex

A female ferret will die if she goes into heat and cannot find a mate.

21 thoughts on “Death From No Sex”

  1. Solves that problem – That would probably solve our population problem; not the general population, just the population of the UGlY people.

  2. Excuse you? – First off, that’s not really true. Ugly people get laid too. And who said it’s the ulgy ones who need to die?> Myself, I’d rather have dumb people die from lack fo sex than ugly people. Killt wo birds with one stone, as it were.

  3. *bows* – good idea, lets kill of the dumb ppl. Oh, what a shame all you ‘good lookers’, you just don’t have the braisn to cut it (not directed at anyone who is both pretty and smart but i tend to find the ‘popular hot kids’ can’t rub two braincells together between them) and besides that, having sex w/ someone should be about love, not who looks/thinks the best, lol!

  4. umm… – hey drifter ok when j/k…but who would deside who were dumb or ugly i for one am a popular hot chick and im not dumb so :P andif it were up to me i would kill the ones who think popular ppl are dumb youre just jelous that you dont have any friends or are ugly and what not so :P

  5. one more thing – oh by the way i am in 10th grade an i’ve had a grade average of 4.00 for my highschool career AND i skiped the ninth grade… i play the violin, piano, flute, harp, and a whole bunch of other instruments!!! and i bet you ppl cant even play one!!! :P

  6. Wow…..Sum1 is self-absorbed – Hey well….obviously since u skipped the 9th grade,ur too immature to be a sophomore! If u gotta write “Oh im popular and a hot chick and…blah blah blah……” well then i think that u like having sex with urself more than a guy…..Im not a “popular hot chick”…….Im ME…okay and if u gotta say ur hot, then it shows that your stupid, now-a-days looks arent really everything…O and I do play the piano, and sing, and write and I know 2+2=4 okay……..haha

  7. What…. – What the hell are you people talking about? In the beginning it was female ferrats, now self-centered guys who are talking about they’re social life? So what? Everybody has sex, no matter what, how, or who, they look like. And if people can’t have sex, then there is pleasuring yourself, you know? Oh yeah and you vampire69 or whatever your name is, i can play the violin and the piano. Not many people live up to YOU’RE standards, thank God. And may he also bless you’re “advance” values.

  8. Ugh, kids these days – Vamp69, if you’re so “smart”, then how come you can’t spell or use correct punctuation? Also, a word of advice… grow up. Once you’re out of high school, you’ll realize that in the real world, popularity doesn’t matter.

  9. WTF – This is to that vamp_69 chick. The only reason you have to thosesorts of things about yourself is probably for the fact that you’re insecure with yourself & your “talents & achievements”. High school won’t matter in a few years anyway it’s like 4 years of your entire lifespan.

  10. … – hey vamp69…I kind of feel bad for you. You are gettin a lot of shoot on here but what these other people are saying is true. No offense but you probably do like having sex with yourself than with other people…stop being full of yourself and grow up!

  11. dude – dude i did vamp’s mom..and i did your mom…and then i did this ferret..you know i gotta save the animals..and why are you guys talking about stupid crap like this online…i mean no one knows each other so who cares…its kinda pathetic..but dude….i did all ur moms..WHAT NOW!…and if you reply to this send me an email so i can reply back cuz i am grounded and i need somnething to do

  12. dude – dude i did vamp’s mom..and i did your mom…and then i did this ferret..you know i gotta save the animals..and why are you guys talking about stupid crap like this online…i mean no one knows each other so who cares…its kinda pathetic..but dude….i did all ur moms..WHAT NOW!…and if you reply to this send me an email so i can reply back cuz i am grounded and i need somnething to do

  13. yeah real immature vamp_69 – omg vamp_69 everyone is right. you’re too in love with yourself to realize that no one cares. and like you skipped the 9th grade? lmao thats hard to beleive from someone who talks about themself so much. you’re not even telling the truth (that one was from my boyfriend) cuz no one is perfect like that. lol ure really desprate.

  14. BACK TO FERRETS – I disnt belive this at all, so i did a bit of research AND IT IS TRUE!!!
    …..well almost. The only ways to get female ferrets are to allow them to mate (no conception nessisary), give them hormone therapy, antibiotics, iron, vitaimins, blood transfusions or desex them.

    I hope some people appreciate the fact that this post is actually related to the subject, the only other one i have seen is Alex. I’m here for you.

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